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Blog – Page 15 – Jen Kirchner

The Fourth Channel: Cover Reveal and Chapter One!

  • Posted by mark
  • On September 12, 2012
  • 28 Comments
Okay, gang. I promised a cover reveal for my first novel, THE FOURTH CHANNEL, and I'm going to deliver. The novel is very close to being finished. All that's really left to do is wrap up the edits and let you read it. I’m nervous and excited. I mean, you all know how nervous I get just posting “Ridiculous Fan Fiction” on my site, and that isn’t serious. The novel’s a whole different ball of wax. So, yeah. I’m nervous. Over the last year, I’ve worked hard at creating a “platform” with blogging and social media. I’ve met so many of you who enjoy my goofy articles. It’s because of you and your amazing feedback that I keep writing and thinking of more ways that I can entertain, not just you, but me, too. But the book release is the moment of truth: are you going to like my book? God, I hope so.
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Sci-Fi Pinups: Mr. & Miss August 2012

  • Posted by mark
  • On September 2, 2012
  • 8 Comments
  • Cowboy Bebop, Faye Valentine, humor, Lando Calrissian, Star Wars
PinCushion Welcome back to another installment of Sci-Fi and Fantasy Pinups, the monthly segment that keeps you coming back for more hunks, hotties, and Oxford commas. Apologies for putting these up late. I could give you a bunch of silly excuses as to why, but I won't. The truth is, I finished that novel I sometimes talk about and, once it was over, I was exhausted. Exhausted, but excited. The Spouse-ditor is combing it through now and I'm thrilled to say you're going to be able to read it in the next couple of months. It's called THE FOURTH CHANNEL, about the world's worst necromancer and her talking sacrificial knives. The best I can describe it is Anita Blake meets Stephanie Plum, and contains all the things you've come to love on my blog: humor, danger, kick-ass fight scenes, ex-girlfriends, prophecies about toothpaste, evil voodoo masters, and more. I think you're going to love it.
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Apocalyptic Camels & Red Shirts: Crown of Ash Release

  • Posted by mark
  • On August 20, 2012
  • 0 Comments
  • Cowboy Bebop, Faye Valentine, humor, Lando Calrissian, Star Wars
Given that my posting frequency is on the light side and I don’t talk much about my writing projects, you probably don’t know that my days revolve around writing. Not only do I work daily on my own novel (in fact, it’s finished!), but I also work with a lot of other writers, providing feedback […]
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Breaking News: Cookie Monster Cheats!

  • Posted by mark
  • On August 6, 2012
  • 12 Comments
  • satire; humor
Cookie MonsterSunny days can’t sweep these clouds away. The once-friendly neighborhood of Sesame Street, where doors are typically open wide, has been rocked by scandal. The residents of Sesame Street have lived here for many years and have come to know each other very well -- or so they thought. As it turns out, one resident of this sweet-smelling neighborhood has been keeping a terrible secret. Neighbors have noticed Cookie Monster’s frequent trips late at night, supposedly to pick up cookies. And though stores on Sesame Street close promptly at 6:00 PM, residents were just too polite to ask Mr. Monster what he was up to. The rumor mill was hard at work trying to guess what the late jaunts were about. But no one could have guessed what lies lurked beneath the smiling, furry blue exterior. In fact, one resident had to see it for himself.
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