Beneath our society, a war has been raging. Two factions have drawn an invisible line and stand on either side, defending their honor -- nay, the honor of the leaders their philosophy is based upon. It is a debate so fierce that the very mention of it will turn the most rational adult into an angry, spewing wreck, and every level-headed nerd into, well, an
angry nerd.
And those are the worst kinds of nerd.
I'm talking about a debate that has plagued the civility of our world for more than two decades:
Who is the best captain of the USS Enterprise?
