I'm excited to announce that my debut novel, THE FOURTH CHANNEL, has been released on ebook at
Amazon.com and
Barnes & Noble! (A paperback version is coming in the next month. I'll keep you posted.) This project has been a long time coming and I'm thrilled to finally see it done. The acknowledgments page even has a little shout-out to you guys because, without your support and interaction, I wouldn't have been so excited--or driven--to publish.
Over the last year and a half, a lot of you have asked how you can offer support. The most obvious way is to purchase a copy of the book. It's $3.99 USD. If you enjoy this website and all the fun freebies here, please pick up a copy. It would mean a lot to me, not to mention encourage me to keep going with this blog.
Okay, Gang—I’ve wanted to start a Mad Libs-style game with you for quite a while now. We’re a pretty funny bunch, so I think whatever we come up with would be amazing. The thing is: most of us who read this blog are lurkers (myself included), but in order to play, I need you to come out of the bushes and leave a comment. Use a fake name if it makes you feel better. But this is only going to work if you help me out and play along.
Fake names ready? Okay! 
Welcome back to another exciting installment of pinups! In case this is your first time with us, this is the time of month when we pour through an enormous list of candidates in the science fiction and fantasy world and pull out two jaw-dropping hotties you wouldn't kick out of bed for eating soylent green.